Overheard At Malaco

Operator: Malaco Records...
Customer: Yes, I'm calling to see if you have DVDs.
Operator: Yes ma'am we do.
Customer: Well, what I'm trying to say is, do you have the ones that show the pictures?
Operator: Yes ma'am, those are DVDs.
Customer: Oh, ok. I'm saying it right then.
Operator: Yes ma'am, I'll put you through to customer service.

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Girl Friday: You smell good.
Studio Hound: Oh, thanks.
Girl Friday: What are you wearing?
Studio Hound: Oh, I'm wearin' polio.

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lunchtime conversation
girl 1: Did you see her hair?
girl 2: Yeah.
girl 1: Stickin' up in the front?
girl 2: Yeah.
girl 1: Well, that's one way to say "Hello! "